Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Secret Santas.


"Secret Santa" exchanges themselves don't bother me- only pointless ones. In my husband's family they do a secret santa between all his siblings and their spouses/fiance(e)s/boy(girl)friends, his aunt, uncles and cousins. Then- everyone buys everyone a gift anyway.


Isn't that the POINT of a Secret santa- to spare people the time and expense of buying 30 gifts?


Whatever. I'll just pass around my wallet next year.


I love all my In laws- and wouldn't mind getting them all gifts (well, I do get them all gifts) but why not do away with the facade?


Monday, November 17, 2008

People Who Invade My Personal Space




I don't need much....just a few inches in all directions. I don't understand why it's so difficult for people to respect that.




I thinks its gross to feel your hot breath on my neck (gag.)


I don't want to feel your hairy arm brush against mine.


I don't want to feel your ginormous breasts touching my shoulder blades




Don't worry- even if you leave a foot between me and you- no one is going to try to squeeze in front of you- and if they do, you have my full permission to yell "He cut me!!!" without the backlash of it pissing me off and being posted on here.




Please stand over th-----------------ere....thanks.





It's just dumb. A child is not a doll. Until you can hold a job for more than a few months, move out of mommy's house and stop drinking and smoking every second you aren't at work- a baby probably isn't the best idea.


Give me a break. Pregnant is NOT the cool thing to be at this stage in your life!!


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Working on Federal Holidays

Having to work in an office on a Federal holiday should be illegal. Especially when you have Islander tickets for the 2pm game. Yuck.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Tip Cups


This one come from my brother-in-law Stefan who (or is it "whom"...I suppose that's a whole other topic) I encouraged to contribute to this blog. He says,

"You know what really grinds my gears," (side note: I love that expression!), "...tip cups! I went to the bagel store today and besides the fact that they charge $0.90 for a bagel, they have the nerve to ask for a tip for doing their job. Isn't that what their boss pays them for?!"

I have to agree with you Stefan. I think the "tip cup phenomenon" has gotten a little out of hand. I understand tipping a waitress or the guys that dry my car after a wash, even the girl who cuts my hair or does my nails because I know they are making less than minimum wage and they count on tips to bring them up to at least that. BUT, all of those people give me service with a smile. Usually those little brats in the bagel store, ice cream shop, coffee shoppe, etc are more concerned with texting their friends or sharing gossip than getting my order right.

If we're going to start tipping people for simply showing up to work and doing their jobs- then I don't want to miss out on the action! From now on, I will put a tip jar on my desk, if anyone asks me to do something, I'll need to hear some clinking in the jar. Submit a project? That'll require some hard cash in there.

Who am I kidding though- you know I'd cash it all in and buy pizza for the office- cause I'm nice like that.

Thanks for the input Stefan!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Everything

Because it's one of "those" days.

Wish I could go back to bed away from all the annoying people.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Muffin Top...

Dedicated to the girl that works at Wendy's:

It's gross.

Can't you FEEL that your pants don't fit?! That it's hard to take a deep breath?

Well, actually, I suppose if your belly is flopping out over your pants- taking a deep breath wouldn't be so hard.

I don't want to look at your extra lub a dub dub right before I eat- Tuck it in or buy bigger pants!!!

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